The Ten Commandments of a Real Worker

I have always seen this sign hanging in my aunt's house, so I finally decided to take a picture of it, and I will try my best to translate it for you.  It's basically ten rules or commandments for the procrastinator.

1.  One is born tired and lives to rest.

2. Love your bed like you love yourself.

3. Rest up during the day to prepare for sleep at night.

4.  If you see someone resting, help him.

5. Work is effort. (Not 100% sure about this one)

6. Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow.

7. Do as little as you can and delegate what you have to do to others.

8. Too much rest never hurt anyone.

9.  If you feel the urge to work, sit down and wait until it passes.

10. If work is acknowledged, so is misfortune (not 100% sure of this either) 

Wow, those Italians really love their jobs, huh?

Funny Sign Time!

There's a tree farm near where I live, and I pass by it on the way to and from work.  Recently I noticed they put out some signs advertising that they're open.

This is what it looks like:

Any guesses at what they're really selling??

I submitted it to the blog of "unnecessary" quotation marks.   Let's see what happens!

EXCUUUUUUUSE ME....

...but I was looking at the water!

I'm sorry that all I've been doing lately is posting funny pictures and websites, but nothing is really going on lately, and this blog IS also about keeping my likes, dislikes, and thoughts together in one place.

No one is ever right for your son.

My cousin sent me this, because she saw it looking for ideas for her own wedding invitations and thought it was hilarious.

If you're ever mauled by bears...