No one is ever right for your son.

My cousin sent me this, because she saw it looking for ideas for her own wedding invitations and thought it was hilarious.

'Tis the Truth!

I just read this somewhere, and thought I'd share, since it's true:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

It's supposed to be a quote, but my source didn't quote THEIR source. Oh well.