I just read this somewhere, and thought I'd share, since it's true:
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
It's supposed to be a quote, but my source didn't quote THEIR source. Oh well.
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