-"You have such beautiful hair!"
-"Yeah, but it sheds so much. You should see my shower drain. It's disgusting."
-"You have such nice skin. You're like a porcelain doll!"
-"Oh, but I break out so much!"
-"You have a pretty name! Your mother made a good choice!"
-"I wish she chose the English version. No one can spell it or say it properly, and it just sucks."
People actually said these things to me recently, and I actually responded this way.
1963 ... here comes Minuteman!
2 weeks ago